He's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Octo. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Bana who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Octo was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Bana, he'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" (You get the idea.)

man this guy

You <3< Octo is the most adorable ship

adoraBLOODTHIRSTY more like

imma rip him to shreds

psychohog:

bana da best

Octo is a smelly hipster.

truth

alex sucks

dude tell me about it

doktorickybutt:

tumbelr doesnt do pictrures apparently but i have uncovered the TRUTH and everyone shoudl know

incorrect opinion

this is an incorrect opinion and you are dumb

this Ackto dude seems like, the opposite of suteki.

in school when they teach you about suteki, he’s the example given for what ISN’T

wow octo seems like a BIG JERKBUTT

he totes is

like the king of jerkbutts

the jerkiest butt

stop all this inferring blackrom thats my job im the blackrom king only not u >:>::>::>>((((>:(>:(>>(>:>(

im taking over ivan you’ve been dethroned b/c ur old and bad at your job

all hail the new blackrom king

So....we just blame every problem there is on this Acktopimple person?

yes